March 2012
All of my followers should talk to me! I'm nice I...
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February 2012
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
mega-meister:
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Lady Gaga as a tribute
mockspot:
District 1. Luxury
District 2. Masonry
District 3. Electronics
District 4. Fishing
District 5. Power
Disctrict 6. Transportation
District 7. Lumber
District 8. Textile
District 9. Grain
District 10. Livestock
District 11. Agriculture
District 12. Coal mining
Rachel… This basically means you have to read Hunger Games now…
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My dream concert would be:
liams-kryptonite:
One Direction, Ed Sheeran and The Jonas Brothers.
I think I’d die if this happened.
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.